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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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