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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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