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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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