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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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