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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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