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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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