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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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