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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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