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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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