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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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