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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖
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