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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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