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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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