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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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