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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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