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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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