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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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