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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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