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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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