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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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