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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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