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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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