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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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