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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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