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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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