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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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