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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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