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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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