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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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