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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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