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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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