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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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