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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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