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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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