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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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