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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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