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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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