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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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