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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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