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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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