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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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