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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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