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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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