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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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