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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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