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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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