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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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