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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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