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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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