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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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