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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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