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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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