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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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